Balloon Popping Pigs: Deluxe

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This is an extremely simple old-school arcade game, all you do is bounce on balloons, avoid the birds beneath them, and frogs, and falling off the bottom of the screen. It's got a few secret things in there too. To compare it to Joust - it's simpler. Yes, simpler than an arcade game from 1982. But I think it's also better, not having to deal with momentum, or platforms. It's just straightforward fun, the kind of game you play for 10 minutes, exit, then come back another day. When I say arcade, I don't just mean gameplay, I also mean - how you'll feel about it. Short bursts. The music is jolly, the graphics are clear, and there's full controller support without needing to change any settings. Only drawback - high scores seem a bit too reliant on activating cake mode, and sometimes I felt I was beaten by bad luck rather than lack of skill. But that might just be me. Is it worth 79p? Definitely. That's like... 8 credits at 10p a go! And I've definitely played it more than that.

Take Joust and Flappy Bird and a bit of Balloon Fight - add some bacon and eggs, and the joy of popping bubble wrap -- and you got BALLOON POPPING PIGS! It's and endless floater where you have to stay alive and take down all the birds you can. It's a great time sink, colorful, bright, rewarding, and beautiful pixel graphics. Find out what happens... WHEN PIGS FLY! D:

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Simplemente encantador, con una jugabilidad sencillita, al final resulta muy entretenido para jugar en pequeños periodos de tiempo. Bastante recomendado. Ps. los cromos son considerablemente valiosos.

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happineass of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

I've learned to not expect much from games on the cheaper price list. Very often they are just blatantly unfinished and simply not fun. I decided to buy this game only because it has a cute parrot trading card. However, Balloon Popping Pigs is well made beyond expectation. It's a finished piece. It has everything it needs to have. The control is very smooth. The musics are nice to listen to. The pigs are collectible, fun to look at and each have different particles. Lovely art style. No frustrating experience at all. It even supports steam achievements. I can only say good things about this game. While some games have deep lore, and some games are very challenging, some games need to be like this. Simple, reasonable, lighthearted, short.